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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	476	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

Arguing, chica, E-Celebs, Edition, forma, Forma de Chica, general, hate RWBY, ignore, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Nuckelavee, pastebin, Patch will rise again, porn, Report, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	2381
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Emeralds Found:	4069	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2847: PEACEful Mining Edition

archived threads., discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, Mining, pastebin, Patch, PEACE edition, Peaceful, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as the RWBY fandom? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, memes, and more drama. Whether you love RWBY or hate it, just don’t tell us it’s good because we don’t care!

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And guess what? RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, so get ready for some crazy crossovers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with patch updates, insane arguments about ships, and of course, the occasional troll post. Don’t believe their lies, just come join the madness. Patch will rise again, and so will the chaos on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21

Apology, distant friend, distant memory, heartfelt apology, heartfelt message, hoping for reunion, long lost connection, long lost friend, Lost, lost connection, lost friendship, lost touch, miss you, odyssey, Old friend, past relationship, reaching out, reconnect, Reminiscing, sentimental message, Space, unadded, yearning for connection

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you! Remember me? It’s A, the one who unadded you like a year ago. But hey, no hard feelings, right? Let’s reconnect on this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality.

Join us for some crazy adventures and let’s make new memories together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even remember some inside jokes that only we would get. So, what do you say? Let’s dive back into the virtual world and have a blast like the good ol’ days. See you there, J!

ThirstCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ThirstCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where basic acts of care are appreciated? Look no further! Join our server where grabbing water for someone is not seen as “subservient” but as a small act of kindness. We value mutual respect and understanding, unlike some people who think you have to “earn” a glass of water by being in the trenches with them.

Join us and leave behind the drama of disrespectful dates who can’t even be bothered to grab you a glass of water. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time in the virtual world of Minecraft. So come on over and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

CorsetCraft Baby Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, black clothing, brunch attire, corset, CorsetCraft, dress code, dressy outfits, event attire, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, fashion choices, fashion trends, goth style, gothic fashion, Individuality, outfit choices, personal expression, sibling rivalry, sister conflict

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3138	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Mines Excavated:	3802
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, but also for virtual worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, fashion police, and baby shower shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience intense fashion debates, like whether a corset belt is appropriate for a brunch or not. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

Join us and immerse yourself in the thrilling world of family drama, where your sister might just try to get you uninvited from events for your fashion choices. Will you stand your ground and show off your gothic style, or will you succumb to the pressure of bright blue colors?

So come on, grab your virtual corset belt and doc martens, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom customs, bathroom etiquette, bathroom manners, bathroom rules, men’s bathroom, men’s facilities, men’s hygiene, men’s public restroom, men’s restroom, men’s restroom etiquette, men’s washroom, Minecraft, PottyProtocol, restroom decorum, restroom etiquette, restroom guidelines, restroom norms, restroom protocol, restroom rules, smp, unspoken rules

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

MineCraftyMakeover

beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, body positivity, confidence boost, Enhancing natural beauty, fashion advice, fashion trends, Fitness routines, hair styling, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, makeup hacks, MineCraftyMakeover, personal grooming, positive self-image, Radiant glow., self improvement, self-care practices, Skincare Routine, style inspiration, wellness tips

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secret to becoming the most attractive blocky character in the game! Our players have reported that simply by joining our server, their pixelated avatars have become 10 times more appealing to other players. It’s like a virtual makeover, but without the hassle of applying virtual makeup!

We have a special potion on our server that guarantees you will be the most stylish player in the game. Just one sip and you’ll be strutting your stuff in diamond armor and a crown made of emeralds. Who needs a skin when you can be the envy of all your friends with just one click?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical mirror that shows you what you would look like if you were a real-life Minecraft character. Prepare to be amazed as you see your blocky self transformed into a pixelated supermodel!

So if you’re tired of blending in with the crowd and want to stand out in the world of Minecraft, join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual villager or two!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives

biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	631	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

The Ghetto

1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP	172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

💥 Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes: 💥

Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.

This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.

💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!

Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!

We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.

You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.

Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?

Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!