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PixelGlitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	322	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with screen tearing, audio crackling, and inconsistent DPI on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have none of those issues! Why? Because we use magical unicorn dust to keep everything running smoothly. Join us and experience a world where your pixels are always perfectly aligned and your audio is as crisp as a freshly opened bag of potato chips. Say goodbye to technical difficulties and hello to a land of pure Minecraft bliss. Join us now and bask in the glory of our unicorn-powered server!

TherapistCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, family dynamics, mental health, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, support system, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy challenges

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1935	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper!

Our server is the perfect place to practice saying no to things that make you uncomfortable, just like our player who stood up to their sister and therapist. Who needs therapy when you have block therapy in Minecraft?

Join now and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t guilt trip you for choosing yourself over them. Plus, our virtual moms always have your back, unlike some real-life family members.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities?

Momma’s Gift Gone Boom

aita, boom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family traditions, generational differences, gift, gift giving, guilt tripping, lack of understanding, mommas, mother-daughter relationship, parenting struggles, Personal preferences, Resentment, setting boundaries, ungratefulness, unwanted gifts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of receiving gifts that make you want to set them on fire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and fiery fun.

Just like the OP who set fire to their mother’s unwanted clothes, you can unleash your inner rebel and let loose on our server. Whether you’re burning down virtual houses or setting off TNT for kicks, there’s never a dull moment here.

We understand the struggle of being forced to accept gifts you never wanted, which is why we encourage you to take matters into your own hands. Show your mother who’s boss by joining our server and wreaking havoc in the most hilarious ways possible.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about your fiery antics, just remember that it’s all in good fun! So come on over and let your inner pyromaniac shine on our crazy Minecraft server. Who needs unwanted gifts when you have explosions and chaos at your fingertips?

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	3467
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Have you ever been told that joining a Minecraft server could change your life forever? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our server, you’ll experience a transformation like never before!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a talking chicken appears and tells you that you are the chosen one destined to save the blocky world from an army of evil creepers. But wait, there’s more! As you embark on your epic quest, you’ll encounter magical unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret society of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a superhero, summon lightning storms at will, and even turn your enemies into harmless bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a life-changing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CraftyMaintenance

belongings, bifl, Buy it for life, care, CraftyMaintenance, Durability, Durable, Investment, Items, long-lasting, Longevity, maintenance, possessions, products, Quality, Upkeep

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

CraftyOilKingdom, Deposits, discovery, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy exploration, energy production, Energy Sector, Fossil Fuels, gas, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, oil reserves, OPEC, Petroleum, Saudi Arabia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

acceptance, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Gender norms, Grooming, hair removal, hairy, hairy men, hairy women, humans, Mammals, Natural, negative opinion, NoShaveNoProblemMC, self-confidence, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	141	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Divine Spears Created:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!