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I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Animals Bred:	73	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	172
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchantments Applied:	238	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	5911

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2035
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crops Grown:	3910

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	190
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	6140
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!