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KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

budgeting, common sense tips, dave ramsey, debt free, debt management, debt repayment, Financial Advice, financial freedom, financial literacy, honorary, honorary Jews, Jews, KosherCraft, living on rice and beans, low iq, money management, Mr. Shlomo, personal finance, saving money, self help guru, smp, Troglodytes, working 80 hours a week

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7773
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	60	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	479	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	9600
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

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Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!