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BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	4410	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	276
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	947

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	297	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!