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Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	997
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

RageCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	833748	Ores Mined:	2127
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	7643

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	4419
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!