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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8126 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!