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AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Votes:	3360
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5451	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	179

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	1946
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

droppypvp.xyz

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Farms Harvested:	709	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	8299
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.