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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3719 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 492180 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!