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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4138 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2295 |
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imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.
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