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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3596 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 35804 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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