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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1342 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8098 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
