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Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1816
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4129	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	217
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7765	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ores Mined:	7557
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	208345	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ores Mined:	1191	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!