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SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server