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“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	2188	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2926	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!