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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2347 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 200 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 141 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8896 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?