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MineCraftMania

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	159688
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	699	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2260	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8372	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	9210
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5365
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	97
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.