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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1003 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2177 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
