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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7586 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!
