Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5797	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	435681
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

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