Treated Porch Swing – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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FlightCraft Minecraft Server
airline disruption, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber disruption, cyber incident, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, digital disruption, Financial, flightcraft, global cyber outage, grounds flights, hits media, internet outage, IT outage, Minecraft, network failure, network security, Server, Technology, technology failure, Telecoms
so like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that literally takes down the whole world? well, this is the place for u, my dude. we got so much power that we caused a global cyber outage that grounded flights, messed up media, financial stuff, and even telecoms. like, we’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but way cooler. join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next world domination move. come join us before the FBI shuts us down, lol.

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CraftStrike: Outage Edition
Businesses, CraftStrike, Crowdstrike, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, cybersecurity giant, cybersecurity incident, cybersecurity industry, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity news, cybersecurity outage, cybersecurity protection, cybersecurity response, cybersecurity services, cybersecurity solutions, cybersecurity technology, cybersecurity update, Edition, major outage, OUTAGE, world
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.

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DigitsCraft
arithmetic, base ten, Counting, DigitsCraft, Evolution, Fingers, hand anatomy, hand counting, hand digits, hand function, hand physiology, hand structure, human anatomy, mathematical system, Mathematics, modern numbering system, numerical concept, numerical digits, numerical representation, numerical system, numerical value
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got ten fingers and dat means we got da best numbers yo. imagine if we only had like 3 fingers, den we’d be counting like “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve” like wut even is dat??! so join dis server and let’s count to infinity together with all our fingers yo. plus we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode rainbows instead of blowing up yo house. come join da finger counting fun!

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Melio: Where you’ll walk so much you’ll wish we had teleports! Version 1.21

apply, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia, Events, Explorer, gmt, Lax, Melio, Minecraft, Minigames, Minor Features, Permanent Map, Playstyle, smp, technical player, teleports, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, UTC, Vanilla, Version, walk, Youll

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator for custom world generation
Rules	Minimal rules, trust system in place
Events	Regular events and minigames
Map	Permanent world with no resets planned

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the Discord link provided in the overview above.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on the server?

A: All players are welcome, whether you are a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles. The community is inclusive and welcoming.

Q: Are there specific timezones for server events?

A: Yes, the server events will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Q: Are there any major plugins used on the server?

A: The only significant non-vanilla plugin used on the server is TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base locations?

A: There are no rules on base locations, but some players have settled their bases close to each other near spawn.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server focuses on playing together as a community with minimal plugins to keep the gameplay as vanilla as possible.

Crafty Baldur’s Gate 3 Minecraft Server
Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, Characters, Community, companions, Crafty, dialogue, discussions, fan base, FANTASY, Gaming, Gate, interactions, Minecraft, Npcs, online forums, player choices, relationships, role playing, romance, RPG, Server, social media, Storyline, video game
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of romancing the NPCs! That’s right, forget about building a farm or fighting off creepers, here you can woo and seduce all the villagers to your heart’s content.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be able to win over the heart of this fiery beauty and live happily ever after in the End dimension?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy romance with a pixelated villager? Let the love (and the laughs) begin!

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MangaCraft Server
A, Anime, comic books, Currently reading, graphic novels, Japanese comics, josei, light novels, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, MangaCraft, manhwa, Otaku, reading list, seinen, Server, shojo, SHONEN, Thread, webtoons
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing pigs, and talking creepers!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle, sipping tea in the End dimension.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in existence? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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NorthKoreanWasteMCServer
border conflict, Communication, cross-border tensions, demilitarized zone, diplomatic relations, escalation, international news, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcast, military drills, military response, North Korea, NorthKoreanWasteMCServer, political tension, Propaganda, psychological warfare, RETALIATION, security measures, south korea, Tension, waste balloons
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLAST LOUDSPEAKERS FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT TO SCARE OFF NORTH KOREAN WASTE BALLOONS. WE’RE LIKE THE CRAZIEST SERVER OUT THERE, YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH US. PLUS, OUR CREEPERS ARE TRAINED TO DANCE LIKE K-POP STARS, IT’S A SIGHT TO SEE. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.
Airline (Industry), Airlines, Asia, Banking, Banks, Cascade of Failures, Disrupted Services, exchange, financial institutions, GlitchCraft, glitches, Global Outage, IT problems, London, London Exchange, London Stock Exchange, market volatility, stock market, system errors, technical issues, Technology, Trading, US
join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!
imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!
we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!
so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

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CharismaCraft
Argument, Articulate, being right, charisma, CharismaCraft, charismatic, communication skills, communication style, Compelling, CONVINCING, debate, Engaging, influence, interpersonal skills., listening skills, Négotiation, persuasive, public speaking, rhetoric, Social Skills, winning over audience
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!

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