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GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6548

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ores Mined:	9939
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	193

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchantments Applied:	175
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	283	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!