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  • HonorWalk Minecraft Server

    HonorWalk Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor walks happen every day! Join us for a unique experience unlike any other server out there.

    Once, a player got so emotional during an honor walk event that they built a giant tissue box in-game to wipe away their tears. Another player tried to wear a mask and sunglasses in-game to conceal their emotions, but ended up looking like a mysterious superhero instead.

    We even have a special rock climbing competition in-game, where players can climb virtual mountains and compete for the title of Minecraft Mountain Master. Just make sure to have some homemade poutine ready for when you need a break from all the action.

    Join us now and let your emotions run wild in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! And remember, always be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, just like in real life.

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  • MaskedMayhem

    MaskedMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like a total mind bender, man. we got masks everywhere, some are like super creepy and some are just, like, meh. but get this, your past traumas and struggles totally affect how you see the masks, bro. it’s like a psychological rollercoaster up in here. come join the madness and see what kind of crazy stuff your brain comes up with. it’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ride or DIY: AITA Adventures

    Ride or DIY: AITA Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ChaosCraft: The Fellowship of the Gaslight!

    In a world where friendships burn brighter than the sun yet flicker like a dying flame, we invite you to step aboard the chaotic chariot known as ChaosCraft. Strap in, for the rollercoaster of reality and pixelated absurdity awaits, blending the mundane with the majestic, the serious with the surreal!

    šŸš— The Legend of the Spare Change Rebellion

    Why are we here? Legend has it that amidst the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, a tragic tale unfolded. Two friends, bound by loyalty and the fumes of gasoline, now teeter on the brink of merciless betrayal! Join us in our quest to navigate these treacherous friendships that exist on a knife’s edge. Will you assist in settling the age-old dispute over thirty dollars, or will you choose the path of darkness and deception?

    šŸ”„ Server Features – Gas Prices & Friendship Fractures:

    Feature Description
    Money Grab Mechanics Players can lend or borrow ā€œfriendship tokensā€ for gas!
    Gaslight Mode Turn friends against each other with sinister gas prices!
    Betrayal Points Earn points for every friend you convince to stop talking!
    Dynamic Vehicle Economy Save for your own minecart or karate chop your way to freedom!
    The Best Friend Experience Drive others mad with your secrets yet share nothing of your own!

    šŸ“œ Testimonials from the Hall of Echoes

    ā€œI asked for a ride once and they drove me straight into a lava pit. Worth every penny.ā€ – NotAMostLoyalFriend42

    ā€œ$30? I could have bought a block of diamond instead. Life decisions!ā€ – SlightlyConfusedAndBroke16

    šŸ‘» FAQ – Conspiracies to Keep You Confused!

      • Q: Why did you name this server ChaosCraft? A: Because ā€œFriendship Fallaciesā€ didn’t have the same ring!

      • Q: What if I don’t have any friends? A: Join us in our quest to steal friends from others!

      • Q: Can I get a refund if I lose all my friends? A: Refunds? Like feelings, we don’t do those here!

    ⚔ Secret Features for This Eternal Blocky Battle:

      • The Random ā€œJust Friendsā€ Event: Every third full moon, watch as friends quarrel or unfriend on Twitter while fighting Creepers!
      • Conspiracy Easters: Rumor has it the server was banned in 12 countries because someone declared themselves the Lord of Middle Gas—but we won’t divulge the details!
      • The Brotherhood of Scorned Gamers: Join us and form alliances with fellow abandoned friends and embrace the chaos of misunderstood words and broken bonds!

    šŸŒŖļø The Call to Arms

    Join us, brave adventurer! Embrace the unpredictable nature of friendships entwined around the fuel of life. But beware—this isn’t just another block-building adventure; it’s a treacherous landscape of alliances forged in flames and secrets concealed in shadows. Enter at your own risk, and remember: every gaslight could lead to outright betrayal!

    Push the boundaries of your sanity. Feel the absurd pull of gas prices. Become what you were meant to be—either a friend or a foe, the choice is yours as the saga of ChaosCraft unfurls! ✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mining for Joy: Minecraft SMP

    Mining for Joy: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo fellow cave-dwellers and block-hackers! šŸŒšŸ’Ž Are you tired of staring into the void of life like a zombie with a pickaxe? Do you spend your days scrolling through memes while wishing for the sweet embrace of an Enderman’s hug? Well, have I got an offer that’ll teleport your sad little heart straight into the land of pure chaos and joy!

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP that’ll literally give you the will to build, breathe, and become one with the creepers (but without the BOOM, if ya know what I mean)! Here’s why you need to join us right now, like, seriously, stop reading and just click the join button… or don’t. I’m not your mom!

      • Eternal Supply of Bread: You thought it was hard to find motivation to eat real food? Pfft! Here, bread grows on literal trees. Yup, you just take a swing at that loaf tree and BAM! You got a sandwich! Your will to live? Reinforced like a diamond sword in Netheeerrrr! šŸžšŸŒ³

      • Creepers with Feelings: Forget about those green bean wannabes wanting to ruin your day. In this SMP, they’re sad emo bois who just wanna talk about their feelings and play the piano in the middle of the night. You can even have a heart-to-heart with one and find out why they keep blowing up on you! šŸ˜­šŸŽ¹

      • Mobs with Struggles: Did you know Slimes have a secret inner conflict about body image? They’re like, ā€œWhy am I always bouncing? Why can’t I be more like those sleek, flat Ghasts?ā€ Join our SMP and help counsel the Slimes while also building a giant therapy gym! šŸ’ŖšŸ½āœØ

      • A Pig Spitting Fashion Line: Ever wanted to wear those stylish yet practical pig jammies while fighting zombies? Well, our server’s got pigs modeling the latest trends straight from the Nether. Think high fashion meets virtual chaos. You’ll be the talk of the serverā€”ā€œWatch out, Fashion week! It’s Minecraft week now!ā€ šŸ–šŸ‘—

      • Zombie Rave Parties: Yup, that’s right! Every Saturday night, we throw the biggest block party in the Undead City. Bring your best beat drops (by "beat" I mean that one annoying phantom that keeps flying around) and watch the zombies dance under the glow of lava lamps made of lava and lamps. Just don’t get too close; they bite, okay? šŸ•ŗšŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø

      • An Infinite Supply of Blue Ice Capades: Slide your way into people’s hearts, like, literally! We’ve got a secret ice biome where you can ice skate with polar bears while sipping on enchanted pumpkin spice lattes. Summer is canceled; winter is the new black! ā›„ļøā˜•

      • The Great Enderman Debate: Join the ultimate showdown on whether Endermen should be allowed to wear hats. It’s as heated as that time I tried to drown in a pool of lava while attempting to craft a crafting table. Spoiler: I didn’t succeed at either, but it was a wild ride! šŸŽ©šŸ’„

    So, dyslexic hermits and block-brains, if you want to escape the tortured realities of what ā€œlivingā€ means, come join this utterly fantabulous, straight-up bonkers SMP—where the only drama is between your totally vibes-y cows and the existential crisis of your chickens! I promise you won’t regret it! Unless you die, then that’s on you. Peace out, ya derps! šŸ¤ŖšŸ‘¾āœØ

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