TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Towns Built:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	207	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6924

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3106
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4332
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ores Mined:	4339	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crops Grown:	9361	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Votes:	2323
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	154	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Towns Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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