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  • Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5970
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 129
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP

    Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8021
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bun-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about dem buns here – whether it’s drawing them, talking about them, or just admiring them in all their fluffy glory. We even have a special bun booru for all your bun-related needs!

    But here’s the twist – we’re not just about cute bunnies. We welcome all kinds of bunnies, from the adorable to the downright lewd. We don’t discriminate, we celebrate all buns!

    Join us on this wild adventure where bunnies reign supreme and the only rule is to never argue about dem buns. And remember, no tott – your punishment awaits if you dare to defy the buns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5973
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 188
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4796
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5859
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Villages Defended: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3989
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3202
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Ores Mined: 4345 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

    Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2598
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Animals Bred: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ores Mined: 1511
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

    Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

    Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cody’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Cody’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3969
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Potions Brewed: 99 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Come join our Minecraft server where you can leave AEW for the WWE in the most epic virtual showdown ever! And if that’s not enough, you can do a 1-hour shoot interview on a podcast with the best Jacksonville Jaguars player of all time – who has their own room in the stadium to watch NFL games (thanks to Tony’s genius idea)! Who knows, you might even catch someone taking a piss on Tony’s grave…virtually, of course. Join now for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PepperPupPocalypse

    PepperPupPocalypse
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!

    Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.

    Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3895
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, we have the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    Our server is so addictive, players have been known to quit their jobs, break up with their partners, and even forget to eat because they were so engrossed in building their dream Minecraft kingdom. But hey, who needs real life when you can have a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    So if you’re ready to kiss your social life goodbye and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never be able to stop. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your very own blocky empire?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraft: The Beginning

    ZombieCraft: The Beginning
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1707
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 97 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a horde of zombies start attacking your village. But wait, these zombies aren’t your average brainless undead creatures. No, these zombies are actually former players who got banned from our server for trying to steal everyone’s diamonds! Join our server and experience the most epic zombie apocalypse you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Will you survive and protect your precious loot, or will you become one of the banished zombies seeking revenge? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

    Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1878
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Votes: 6239 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how russia was all big and stuff? well, not anymore, they dropped from the top ten largest economies worldwide. like, whoopsie daisy, guess they forgot to pay their bills or something. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can be part of something way bigger than russia. like, we have dragons and unicorns and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we have a taco tuesday every day, cuz why not? so come join us and leave russia in the dust, literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KyivPatriotCraft

    KyivPatriotCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we down russian missiles like it’s no big deal! our ukrainian air force is so badass, they’ve been taking out all those pesky kinzhal missiles with ease ever since we got our hands on those sweet patriot systems. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! join now and be a part of the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the virtual world. who needs real wars when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s show those russians who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft Revival

    MemeCraft Revival
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8478
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    do u want to join a minecraft server where sigma memes have helped masculinity to revive? yea, u heard that right. our server is filled with the dankest sigma memes that will make u feel manly as heck. we got memes so spicy, they’ll make ur brain explode with laughter.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. rumour has it, if u find the base, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry. yea, larry the llama is our server mascot and he’s a legend.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust us, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’re like minecraft gods or something.

    so come join our server and experience the madness for urself. sigma memes, magical llamas, and epic pvp battles await u. what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChillCraft City – Beat the Heat!

    ChillCraft City – Beat the Heat!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2995
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have WHITE ROOFS that can bring down the temperature by like 100 degrees or something, i dunno i failed math class. our researchers at the University College of London (totally legit, trust me) discovered that if you apply white or reflective paint to city roofs, it will like totally save us from melting this summer. so like, join our server and help us save the world from global warming with our magical white roofs. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldenAge: Where even the pigs fly in style! Join our modded PVE roleplay network today!

    GoldenAge: Where even the pigs fly in style! Join our modded PVE roleplay network today!
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mines Excavated: 4547
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Server Name GoldenAge SMP
    Version Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
    Focus Exclusive whitelist-only SMP emphasizing real life replication

    FAQ

    What is GoldenAge SMP?

    GoldenAge SMP is a whitelist-only Minecraft server that focuses on real life replication with elements such as business, banks, and history.

    How do I join GoldenAge SMP?

    To join GoldenAge SMP, you need to apply for whitelist access through their Discord server mentioned in the overview above.

    What mods are used on the server?

    The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.

    Are there any upcoming events on the server?

    Yes, GoldenAge SMP is hosting a public community event called the Skygrid event. Check their Discord for more information.

    Is there a website for GoldenAge SMP?

    Yes, you can visit their website at https://goldenage-smp.org/

    How can I stay updated on server events?

    Join their Discord server to stay posted on upcoming events and announcements.

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