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JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	384895
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Farms Harvested:	984
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5874	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6125
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	3738	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6741
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

GeoCraft: Anoxic Breakup Fun

Anoxic, atmospheric chemistry, biogeochemical modelling, Breakup, carbon cycle, chemical weathering, climate change, continental breakup, continental drift, earth sciences, earth’s history, enhanced weathering, Environmental Science, Fun, GeoCraft, geodynamic processes, geological events, geology, marine ecosystems, Mesozoic, oceanic anoxic events, oceanography, paleoclimate, tectonic modelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	272
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! Enhanced chemical weathering is happening all around you! Like, the weather is going crazy, man!

And get this, bro, following continental breakup, there’s all these Mesozoic oceanic anoxic events going on! It’s like a party for the oceans, dude!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has tectonic and biogeochemical modelling that will blow your mind, man! Like, you’ll be learning about rocks and stuff while building your epic Minecraft creations!

So, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, join us now! And remember, only the coolest players can handle the madness of our server!