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TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	188	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9771	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8705
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?