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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4183 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!
On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.
And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.
So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!
