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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1230 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.
plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!