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what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3125	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	5650

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	100	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6808
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Potions Brewed:	124	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8079

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!