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CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	886775	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mines Excavated:	3117
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	268	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Emeralds Found:	6868	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!