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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8050 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9339 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
