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CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

computer problems, Crashcraft, Crashing, FAGGOT, Faggots, Frustration, Hardware, linux, Mac, mac vs pc, Operating systems, PC crashes, RAGE, Roping, Seething, software, software availability, software compatibility, tech support, Technology, technology issues, trannie, user experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	611731
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

battle, blocky, bugeaters, Civilization, Civilizations, clash, clash of civilizations, collapse, cultural conflict, Defeat, DOMINATE, final clash, future of humanity, gayrope, geopolitical competition, global domination, Globohomo, new world order, power struggle, Royale.., societal evolution, super civilization, trannie, Victory, world history

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1054	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

YonaCraft Daily Minecraft Server

abrupt end, art stolen., chapter, confusion, corrupt police force, Daily, denial, disbelief, Friends, genocidal touch, Hakone, handicraft forum, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, lessons, Manga, Men, Minecraft, phantom thief, RAGE, Server, short lived, Shoujo, specialists, Yona, YonaCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ores Mined:	9894	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of manga that end too soon, leaving you feeling lost and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to provide you with all the closure you need! Join us as we relive the absurdity of short-lived manga creations and laugh uncontrollably at their questionable endings.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also learn valuable lessons, like how shoujo for men is when you add a genocidal touch. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join phantom thief Yona and her team of specialists as they try to recover stolen art pieces from the corrupt police force in Hakone.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of manga madness and remember, the true ending was the friends we made along the way (and the questionable Japanese cartoon drawings we laughed at together). See you there!

CabinFamVacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

#partners in crime, Alone Time, blow up, Cabin, CabinFamVacayGoneWrong, cold shoulders, cousins, Defensive, family activities, family traditions, family vacation, Gaming, Grandparents, handheld console, Minecraft, Nature, passive-aggressive texts, quality time, selfish, Server, surprise dinner, swim, ungrateful brat, wedding anniversary

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring family vacations with no time for gaming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a week-long adventure filled with cabins, remote areas, and family drama that will make your jaw drop.

Forget about rules like no phones at the dinner table or mandatory family hikes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and play Minecraft to your heart’s content. Who needs quality time with nature when you can build your own virtual paradise?

Just like the OP, you can choose to ignore family activities and focus on beating that game level instead. But be warned, missing out on the surprise anniversary dinner for your virtual achievements might just get you kicked out of the server by your angry virtual parents.

So pack your virtual bags and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe try to forget, depending on how it all goes down). Who needs passive-aggressive texts when you can have creepers blowing up your creations instead? Join now for a vacation experience like no other!

FamilyStayGoneLOL

accommodations, anesthesia program, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, doctorate degree, family, FamilyStayGoneLOL, Finals week, Graduation, husband, in-laws, moving out, nursing school, over-reacting, pivotal moment, protected, relationship, stress, studying, Visit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Animals Bred:	105

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your mother-in-law taking over your house during finals week? Join us and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests!

On our server, you can set boundaries as high as the sky and kick out any unwanted visitors with just a click of a button. No need to split the couch with anyone here, unless you want to share it with your virtual pet pig!

Forget about failing exams and getting kicked out of programs, on our server, the only thing you’ll fail at is trying to resist the urge to play for hours on end. Who needs a doctorate degree in anesthesia when you can become a master builder in our pixelated world?

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to move out for a week to find peace and quiet, because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a creeper or two. See you in the game!

PronunCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to finally learn how to pronounce that one word that always trips you up! Our players have mastered the art of pronunciation through intense tongue-twisting challenges and hilarious mispronunciations. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in saying that tricky word correctly three times in a row. So come join us and show off your linguistic skills while mining for precious gems!

UnderdogCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your cooler sibling? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can finally shine brighter than your overachieving brother or sister! We have epic quests where you can prove that you’re the true star of the family. Build the most outrageous structures and show the world that you’re not just the sidekick in your family drama. So come on, join us and let’s make your sibling jealous of your Minecraft skills!

CobraCraft: Venom Vaxxer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, dis server be wild, just like dat time we found out heparin can save yo butt from cobra bites! we tested it on dem mice and it worked like a charm, so imagine what it can do for you in da game! join us and be protected from dem sneaky cobras while you mine and build yo way to the top. ain’t no snake gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got dat heparin on deck. come join da fun and stay safe from dem slithery foes, it’s a game-changer, literally!

The Slapstick SMP: Where you can accidentally slap your friends into victory! Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 SMP

#announcement, 1.20.4, accidentally, BONUS, Claims, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, Friends, hermitcraft, home, Ip:, Javabedrock, Join, ONLINE, Play, Qol, Server, Shoppingdistrict, slap, slapstick, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, Victory, Voicechat, Website, Worldgen

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5625	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Below is a nicely formatted data table presenting an overview of the Minecraft server described above:

Features	Description
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java compatible
World Generation Mod	Terralith
Commands	/home, /tpa
Datapacks	Tree cutting
QoL Features	Claims, various quality of life improvements
Bonus Features	Voice chat, dynmap (online map of the world), linked Discord channel

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m using Bedrock Edition?
- Yes, the server is both Bedrock and Java compatible.
What are some unique features of the server?
- The server has a world generation mod called Terralith, as well as /home and /tpa commands. There is also a tree cutting datapack, claims system, and other quality of life improvements.
How many players are currently active on the server?
- The server already has about 10-15 players that play regularly, but they are from all over the world so not everyone is online at once.
Are there any additional features on the server?
- Yes, the server has voice chat enabled, dynmap for viewing the world online, and a linked Discord channel for server chat and announcements.
How can I join the server?
- The IP for Java Edition is play.slapstuck.net and the website/dynmap and Bedrock Edition IP can be accessed at https://slapstuck.net. Additionally, you can join the Discord channel here to stay up to date with server announcements.

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

doing nothing, emotional well being, family concerns, Individuality, introspection, life choices, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not participating, personal boundaries, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, societal expectations, UnfairCraft, unfairness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	2506	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?