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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 208 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
