ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Votes:	8117
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	4298	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Items Found:	5063	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8360	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	122974
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9813
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4533	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	728193	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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