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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6131 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 796 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!