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MineTax

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

*JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | Port 19132 for BEDROCK! MineTax is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Lifesteal and Survival. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.minetax.net

Minearchy: Where the blocky politicians struggle to win games on version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Active, activities, Auction, bedrock, blocky, Community, Community Events, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, games, Gaming, Interactive, java, Minearchy, ONLINE, politicians, safe zone, Server, server ip, smp, Struggle, Survival, Version, Website, WIN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Lands of Minearchy

Hello Heroes, and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:

Create an active and friendly community that brings people together
Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.

Survival / SMP

Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames

Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:

TNT Run	TNT Tag	BombLobbers
Parkour	Splegg	Prophunt
TempleRun	TheLab	Party Games
Block Party	KitPVP	Quake
Mini Walls	Zombies

Our team is constantly working to add more activities.

Join Now

Java IP: play.minearchy.com

Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Minearchy?	Minearchy is a Minecraft server focused on creating an active and friendly community, offering both Survival/SMP and a variety of Minigames for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Java version of the server by connecting to play.minearchy.com or the Bedrock version by connecting to bedrock.minearchy.com.
What are some features of the Survival/SMP mode?	The Survival/SMP mode offers various Quality-Of-Life improvements such as Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and a Dynmap for players to enjoy a more relaxed survival experience.
What Minigames are available on the server?	The server offers a wide selection of Minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, TempleRun, TheLab, Party Games, Block Party, KitPVP, Quake, Mini Walls, and Zombies. More activities are constantly being added by the team.
Where can I find more information and connect with the community?	You can visit the Minearchy website at minearchy.com and join their Discord server at discord.gg/minearchy to connect with the community and stay updated on events and announcements.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, digital citizenship, Digital Ethics, digital extremism, digital manipulation, digital Nazism, Hate Speech, internet censorship, Internet freedom, Minecraft, online discrimination, online extremism, online hate groups, online misinformation, online privacy, online propaganda, online radicalization, PALS, PIXEL, Server, social media regulation, social media responsibility, solving digital Nazism, technology ethics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	1805	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by digital Nazis in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the evil dictator who wants to control all the pixels in the world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us defeat the digital Nazis once and for all! Let’s show them that pixels are meant to be free, not controlled by tyrants.

Dreaming Butterfly Minecraft SMP

ancient wisdom, butterfly, Consciousness, distinction, dream, dreaming, Eastern philosophy, enlightenment, fluttering, Happiness, Identity, introspection, metaphysics, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, waking up, Zhuang Zhou

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crops Grown:	7641
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be living in a world where you can transform into anything you dream of – just like Zhuang Zhou and his butterfly escapades.

Imagine logging in one day as a chicken, strutting around and pecking at your friends for fun. Then, suddenly, you wake up as your regular Minecraft character, but you’re not sure if you’re still a chicken dreaming of being a player or a player dreaming of being a chicken. It’s a mind-bending experience that will keep you guessing every time you log on!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Sheep Shearing Saturdays” where the goal is to shear as many sheep as possible in one hour, or “Pig Racing Sundays” where you can saddle up a pig and race against your friends for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of transformations and wacky adventures, join us on this Minecraft SMP and see where your dreams take you – whether you’re a butterfly, a chicken, or a player trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, bills, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended family, Cinema screen, Drama, equal birthday party, happy memories, household finances, ipad, Minecraft, minimum wage, mother role, relationship, romantic gesture, separate finances, Server, Special, step-son, Switch, Tension, undermining, vr headset

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extravagant as renting out a cinema screen for your son’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server offers virtual reality headsets, iPads for all players, and a special birthday meal for your in-game character.

Join our server and experience the thrill of secretly booking parties for your step-son behind your fiancée’s back. Show your step-son that you care by giving him the same budget as your own son, all while causing unnecessary drama in your virtual family.

Don’t listen to your close friend who thinks it’s a terrible idea, join our server and let the chaos ensue! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingCraft: Family Drama

brother, Drama, estrangement, family, family bonds, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, Family Values, guest list, Invitation, nephew, reconciliation, sibling conflict, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3219	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where the only family feud is between Steve and his pet pig? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. Our server is a safe haven for all, even if your nephew turns out not to be your brother’s biological child (gasp!). We don’t care about DNA tests here, just about building epic structures and having a blast with your virtual family.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and ride pigs all day? Join now and let the fun begin!

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

climate change, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat records, heatstroke, heatwave, high temperatures, Hottest, Japan, Minecraft, record-breaking, Recorded, Scorching, Server, SizzleCraft, Summer, swelters, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, indefinite hold, international relations, Military Action, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Russian territory, SECURITY, SeizeCraft, seized, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4595
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6738	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5487	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Martincitopants is a creative content creator and social media influencer known for his humorous and engaging online videos. With a focus on lifestyle, comedy, and entertainment, he has built a strong following on various platforms. Martincitopants consistently delivers entertaining content that resonates with his audience and showcases his unique personality and sense of humor. He continues to grow his online presence and connect with fans through his relatable and engaging content.