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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.
Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
