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trafficsafety Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyGunz

    CraftyGunz
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7623
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

    First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8936
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

    But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

    So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 10000
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2976
    Runes Activated: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9944
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9150
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5330
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8789 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9726
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7623
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Potions Brewed: 121 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7882
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9990
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Potions Brewed: 171 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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