Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5095
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	355	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Items Found:	1656
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4738
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	4253

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	New Chunks Explored:	368735
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

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