UselessSkillzMC SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	5646	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

Diamonds & Waves Server

bedeck, Buoy, continental drift, continents, diamond formation, diamonds, Earth’s crust, geological forces, Geological processes, geology, Mantle waves, mineral formation, Natural phenomena, plate tectonics, precious stones, seismic activity, Server, subterranean movements, tectonic uplift, uplifted landmasses, Upward, Waves

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!

Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!

Chat, Community Focused, Events, Friendly, HermitCraft Inspired, Hermitcraftinspired, java, java1.21, LGBTQ, new season, new world, Player Economy, Proximity, proximity voice chat, Server, smp, Structures, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.

Features

Special Districts	Shopping, minigames
Monthly Building Challenges	Compete and showcase your building skills
Events	Special events and an MCC-inspired championship

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.

Rules

Be kind and respectful
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
No big mob and redstone farms

Applications

If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be over 17 years old.
Are there specific building challenges?	Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage.
How can I report a rule violation?	You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.

NarutoCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, Author, Character development, creativity, criticism, determination, fan theories, hard work, kishimoto, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, perseverance, series, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, success, Theme, Writing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of working hard in real life only to come home and work hard in Minecraft too? Well, fear not, because on our server, we believe in taking the easy way out! Join us and experience a world where hard work is a thing of the past and laziness reigns supreme.

Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, blocky, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer), GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	1309
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

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