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Humid Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6832	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds getting all soggy and moldy because of the high humidity in your world? Join our SMP where we have a secret underground dehumidifier that will keep your builds dry and crispy!

But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	148	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	191	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8456	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Bond, chance, dad’s wedding, DadsWeddingDrama, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Fake, family, fiancée, Friend, hurt, hurtful, immature, Minecraft, questions, refusing, relationship, selfish, Server, Support

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9702	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

LoveStruck SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

BlockyConspiracy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1723	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5503
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

play.enderlife.online:25679