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ok so listen up, u kno how Canada is like “ehhhh we want some of dem nukes from our NATO buddies” to keep Trump from doing Trump things? well we got a whole world of crazy like dat here, my dude.
u can build a massive leaf-shaped cauldron that brews maple syrup while fighting off mutant beavers who are DEF jealous of ur building skills. like, for real, they’re not just any regular beavers, they can summon their own lumberjack army. it’s like a nature vs. nurture showdown in pixelated glory!!
and get this, once u reach lvl 99 (which is like super duper easy, trust me, u just have to build a shrine to Justin Trudeau made entirely of cupcakes), u can unlock the “nuke” command — not real nukes, silly, more like super explosive cupcakes that rain down sugar bombs on ur enemies. boom! instant diabetes!
if u join now, u can also get a free pair of enchanted mittens that literally makes u throw snowballs that turn into polar bears. and u may think, "wow, polar bears, cool!" but these bears are trained in ancient Canadian martial arts and can kung fu kick any creepers right off the map!
also, there’s a rumor going around that if you craft a snowman while singing the Canadian national anthem backwards, u might summon a ghost of a Canadian lumberjack to guide u to hidden treasure — it’s like fortnite but with more flannel and maple syrup!
so stop being a noob and hop into the most bonkers, epic, totally absurd Minecraft experience ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe spelling)! see u on the other side, eh? 🍁💥🐻
| Server Name | Unnamed Zombie/Military Server |
|---|---|
| IP Address | Not yet available |
| Version | Not specified |
| Player Count | Not applicable, as the server is still in development |
| Features | Zombie/Military theme, ambitious project |
Q: What kind of gameplay can we expect on the server?
A: As the server is still under development, specific gameplay details are not available yet. Stay tuned for updates.
Q: Are there any rules for the server?
A: Rules will be established closer to the server’s launch. Please refer to the official server channels for rule updates.
Q: Will the server have any custom plugins?
A: Custom plugins may be developed for the server to enhance gameplay. Details will be shared as the project progresses.
Q: How can I get involved in the server community?
A: Updates on community involvement will be shared in the coming weeks. Stay connected for opportunities to participate.
Q: Will there be any monetization features on the server?
A: Monetization plans, if any, will be transparently communicated to the community. No pay-to-win elements will be implemented.
Q: When will the server be open to players?
A: The server launch date will be announced in the near future. Keep an eye out for updates.
| Server Name | Crafted Survival |
|---|---|
| IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Version | Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 20-30 Player Average |
| Features | SMP, Semi-Vanilla, Shopping District, Live World Map, Grief-Free Land Claiming, Weekly Events & Community Projects, Hermitcraft-Inspired |
Q: What type of gameplay does Crafted Survival offer?
A: Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with a focus on community-driven gameplay and player interaction.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The server rules include no griefing, respectful behavior towards other players, and following the guidelines set by the server staff.
Q: What plugins are used on the server?
A: Crafted Survival utilizes plugins for land claiming, anti-griefing measures, and enhancing gameplay without altering the core vanilla experience.
Q: How active is the server community?
A: The server has a dedicated community of players who engage in weekly events and collaborative projects, fostering a friendly and inclusive environment.
Q: Does Crafted Survival have any monetization features?
A: The server may offer cosmetic items or perks for donation, but does not provide pay-to-win advantages that affect gameplay balance.
Welcome fellow pixelated dreamers and existential wanderers! Think you’re ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience? Or maybe you’re just pondering the nature of existence? This server is both the greatest and worst place you’ll ever join, and possibly a figment of your imagination! Who’s to say? Blocks may be cubes, but our reality isn’t! Join us and embrace the chaos! 🎉
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Villagers | Villagers who defy gravity and comprehension! They only sell bread on Thursdays! |
| Time Travel 1.0 | Log in at 3:17 PM on a leap year and you might end up in 1985! |
| Magical Creeper Conspiracy | Creepers are actually agents in the war against cats. What do they know? |
| Endless Waterfalls | What goes up must come down! But in our server, it never stops going DOWN! |
| Dimension of Lost Socks | Enter a world where every sock you lost finds a new meaning. Can you retrieve them? |
Q: Is PVP enabled? A: PVP is always a choice, unless you think it isn’t, then you can just ask an enderman to decide! Breakout games are not guaranteed. 🥴
Q: How do I join? A: First, declare your confusion in a public square. If three pigs show up, you’re in! Or are you? Remember, reality is an illusion!
Q: What if I die in-game? A: Dying is but a doorway. Have you ever tried crying into a bucket of obsidian? What if that’s the afterlife?
So what are you waiting for? Reality is all around you, but feel free to jump into our Minecraft server, where insanity feels justified and questioning everything is highly encouraged! Join today—if you dare! 💥
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.
Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!
He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?
Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!