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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#momentous, Civilization, CraftyTime, culture, Curiosity, Experience, Exploration, first-hand, historical event, imagination, Immersion, Impact, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, past, perspective, Server, Significance, society, time travel, Understanding, unforgettable

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Ever wanted to witness historical events firsthand? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us and travel back in time to witness the epic battle of dinosaurs vs aliens! That’s right, folks, see T-Rexes shooting lasers at UFOs while you mine for diamonds! And if that’s not enough, how about joining the ancient Roman gladiator fights with a twist – all the gladiators are chickens wearing armor! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience history like never before!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4113
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4646	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	734	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8503
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4799	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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The next step is to download the installer for the software that you want to install. You can do this by navigating to the website of the software developer and finding the download link for the installer. Once you have downloaded the installer, you can run it by double-clicking on the downloaded file.

Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the installation process. This will typically involve agreeing to the terms and conditions of the software license agreement, choosing the installation location, and selecting any additional options that you want to include in the installation.

Once the installation is complete, you can launch the software by double-clicking on the desktop icon or by navigating to the program files and clicking on the executable file.

If you encounter any issues during the installation process, you can consult the software developer’s website for troubleshooting tips and support.

VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	174	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!