TPain Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3423
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	809586	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7381
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	8794
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	111
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crops Grown:	1200	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7365
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Items Found:	8435	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

avengers.lets.game

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	855
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660403
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
New Chunks Explored:	441039	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!