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Toylandia Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, consent, empowerment, Intimacy, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, normal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, Server, sex toys, Sexuality, stigma, taboo, Toylandia, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Void Gems Collected:	30
Animals Bred:	146	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your dating life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the idea of a woman using a sex toy seem tame in comparison. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so vibrant, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sex toys. Who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword, are we right? So come on, dive into our world and leave those worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	867253	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	5450	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchantments Applied:	195	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	4044	Zombie Dances:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.