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HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	119
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Potions Brewed:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	322	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	225	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5672

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!