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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	1955
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	420

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	3764	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

play.bronsin.com

The WolfpackMC

Community, Creative, Dutch, Dutch based, English, Minecraft, Parkour, Play, Server, Survival, The WolfpackMC, welcome

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3892	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

The WolfpackMC is a Community minecraft server where everybody is welcome to play.

we are dutch based, but everything is in english.

play.thewolfpackmc.net

Jew Here Minecraft Server

Abrahamic faiths, Allies, Arts, circumcising, Elite, flawed teachings, genetics, Hitler’s ideology, Holocaust, horrific direction, human spirit, jew, Maternal Grandmother, memetic culture, Minecraft, Philosophical, philosophy, Race, Religious, rhetoric, Server, south america, Successful, tobacco farmer, Traditional, Wealthy, Western world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a self-proclaimed Jewish philosopher who is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of art, philosophy, and rhetoric in a way you’ve never seen before. Our founder may not be religious or traditional, but he’s got a plan to revolutionize the way we think about Judaism and the world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we’re all about challenging the status quo and pushing boundaries. Plus, we have a strict “no circumcision” policy for all future sons, so you know we’re not afraid to break the mold.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as unique and outrageous as you are, hop on board and help us change the world, one block at a time. Who knows, you might just end up being the next great Jewish philosopher of our time. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

< Allegations Finally Dropped Minecraft SMP

allegations, allegations dropped, cleared of charges, court decision, criminal accusations, DROPPED, exoneration, false accusations, false claims, Finally, Inevitable, innocence proven, justice served, legal battle, legal case, legal defense, legal drama, legal process, Legal System, legal victory, Minecraft, pedo allegations, smp, truth revealed, Vindication

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	604764
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! We’ve had our fair share of scandalous moments, like when the pedo allegations were finally dropped – talk about a plot twist! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GF Defense Squad

Defense, squad

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1456	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of defending your virtual home with rifles and wall safes!

Join us for some frisky fun with your significant other, just make sure to keep the dog from barking too much – we don’t want any unexpected interruptions during your gaming session.

Feel the rush of adrenaline as you investigate mysterious cars parked down the street, all while cuddling up with your partner in the safety of your virtual bedroom.

And don’t worry, if your partner feels vulnerable and unsafe, just remind them that you’re just trying to keep them protected in this wild Minecraft world. Who needs the police when you’ve got a rifle and a wall safe, am I right?

So come on over and join our server for a unique and exciting gaming experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – it’s all part of the fun!

RegrettableSMPsexMistake

Boundaries, Communication, consequences, emotional, healing, Intimacy, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, regret, regretful, RegrettableSMPsexMistake, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, self worth, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where every player has a secret identity and you have to figure out who’s secretly a llama in disguise. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds!

We also have a special event every Friday where we release a horde of zombie villagers into the server and you have to try to cure them all before they turn on you. It’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with pixelated villagers!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that randomly changes the gravity in different parts of the server, so one minute you could be walking on the ground and the next you’re floating in the air like a majestic blocky butterfly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!