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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!
Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever -
Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!
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The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!
Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
QueerCraft: Where Gay and Trans Players Rule the World!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just filled with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have a good time. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).
And for all you LGBTQ+ players out there, we’ve got a special rainbow-themed area just for you. Embrace your fabulousness and show off your building skills in a safe and welcoming space.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any pixelated chickens that may spontaneously combust during your gameplay.)
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Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind! -
Rusty Prison Escape
Rusty Prison
Welcome to Rusty Prison! Currently under maintenance, but the discord is open! 🛠️
Start as a noob prisoner and level up by mining, grinding, and unlocking cool perks. 💎
- Personal Mine: Begin with your own mine that grows as you progress. Dig deeper for better rewards! ⛏️
- Fun Enchants: Get custom enchantments like speedy mining and explosive pickaxes to boost your game. 🔥
- Ranks & Boosts: Climb from Prisoner to Warden for exclusive tools, areas, and boosts to help you escape. 🚪
- Custom Events: Join weekly mine races and PvP tournaments to earn sweet rewards. 🏆
Ready to start your journey to freedom at Rusty Prison? The adventure begins now! 🌟
play.rustyprison.eu:25721
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Toasty Chaos – CrunchyToastMC
CrunchyToastMC
Toast Anarchy Survival – Let’s go wild & bend stuff on this cool, buddy-led server! Come hang out for mayhem, laughs, and quests. No laws, just raw survival!
149.56.147.100:25575
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Glitch SMP: Guild Wars
Dev Glitch SMP
Description:
Dev Glitch SMP is a cool Brazilian survival server where you can make your own guild and team up or fight with other guilds. The community is super friendly and active, and the staff are always updating the server to keep things fresh.
Staff:
- PedroWnbrLol: General Mod, the one who swings the Ban hammer
- Charliestars: Owner and Server Developer
- Shadow69Lord: Server Builder
If you have any issues with the server, don’t be afraid to ask in our chaos!
Join now and have a blast on Dev Glitch SMP!
devglitchsmp.jogar.io