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Eternal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, coping strategies, depression, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self harm, self-care, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention month, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then come join our server where you won’t want to kill yourself out of boredom!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our mobs are so crazy they’ll make you question reality.

Join us for some epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your problems.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re so wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockParty Eviction

aita, bills, blockparty, car repo, Communication, difficult conversations, Eviction, financial responsibility, financial strain, Food, Job Search, Jobless, living situation, move out, payments, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommates, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	689
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of freeloaders eating all your virtual food and not paying their virtual bills on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any John-like behavior!

Join us for a wild ride where you can kick out lazy roommates who don’t contribute to the virtual rent! We promise you won’t feel guilty about it, because hey, it’s just a game, right?

And don’t worry, we have plenty of job opportunities for all players, so you won’t have to rely on your friend’s shady connections to get hired in our virtual world. So come on in and start building your dream virtual life without any John-like drama holding you back!

LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Development, discipline, empowerment, goals, habits, Happiness, health, Lifestyle, LifeUpgrade, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, positivity, progress, Routine, self improvement, smp, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will legit change your life forever. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes.

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.

InstaDeath Surprise

deadly consequences, deadly hazards, deadly surprises, fatal risks, fatal surprises, hidden dangers, hidden killers, hidden perils, InstaDeath, instant death, instant fatalities, lethal threats, secret killers, silent killers, silent threats, sudden fatalities, Surprise, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unknown dangers, unknown risks, unnoticed dangers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Buildings Constructed:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be killed instantly by the dreaded Killer Bunnies! That’s right, these fluffy little creatures may look cute and innocent, but they will not hesitate to take you out with their razor-sharp teeth and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!

BlockyProtest Minecraft Server

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, BlockyProtest, civic engagement, civil society, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, freedom of speech, Government, Minecraft, political shift, Political unrest, PREMIER, Protesters, public outcry, russia, Server, Slovaks, solidarity, Streets protest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3549
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4167	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia

MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5436	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimension Hops:	2

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7040	Ores Mined:	3706

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!